What’s In Your Skincare? Probably Something God Never Meant for Your Face.

What’s In Your Skincare? Probably Something God Never Meant for Your Face.

Let’s be honest.

You’ve flipped the bottle. You’ve read the label. You’ve whispered:
“What even is phenoxyethanol?”

Exactly.

Modern skincare is full of ingredients that sound like chemistry homework.

Long, unpronounceable names. Synthetic fillers. Vegan-friendly emulsifiers cooked up in labs — not grown, not raised, and definitely not part of creation’s original blueprint.

Here’s the uncomfortable truth:

Most of what’s in that $48 lotion was never meant to touch your skin.

Not by God. Not by nature. Not by common sense.

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